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Tale of the body thief

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Celebration, guys! I just hit 5000 pageviews, so to celebrate this undoubtely meaningful event I decided to post this stupid little something. Just a complitaion of onionheads pretending to be Lestat

I've read toftb lately and I've found it nothing but ridicoulous. I mean it's a great story, but Lestat... Lestat and his deep thoughts about human life... xDD All these romantic bullshit about how amazing are humans, how much they all are wonderful creatures, all so beautiful and interesting... And then he has a full bladder, empty stomach and running nose. And suddenly being dead is such an awesome thing!